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Hello! I see you've stumbled across my alternate journal. Feel free to pull up a chair, and let me pour you some wine. Mmmm how is that? Let me tend the fire for a few moments. While I'm doing that, here are some Frequently Asked Questions:

1. Why the name drlorenz?
You see, Currently I am obsessed with Rammstein. My favorite member out of R+ is Flake Lorenz. I'll go ahead and let him field the question on why the nickname 'Doktor Lorenz':
"As a boy I wanted to be a surgeon. Since I refused to go to the army, I wasn't allowed to study. In East Germany, refusing to go was s serious infraction. I lived illegally. Any the only trade I could have was to be musician. Luckily, I feel good as musician because I can help people. We've received many letters from people who've written that we've saved their lives."

2. Why a photo/spam journal?
I have lots of "lolz", "wtf?!", and personal pictures that I want/would like to share, but I don't want to clutter up my friend's lists with stupid things. Plus I want a place to house my poems and little insane ramblings that for some reason don't seem fit for my other journal. Also, I've been wanting to start one for a while. Inspired by ohsobulletproof. <3

3. Isn't that a stupid idea?
No, but, yeah, but, no, but, yeah, but, no, but, yeah but I know it's not a stupid idea because you know Micha? Well, she saw the whole thing, right, because she was bunking off school because she was gonna go down the wimbley and get off with Luke Griffiths, only she never because he's been trying to grow a moustache but it just looks like pubes, so she got off with Luke Torbet instead, only don't tell Bethany that because she's fancied Luke Torbet ever since she flashed her fanny at him during Home Ec.

4. Right...
Oh there we are! That's going to get warm real quick. How's the wine? Oh... you don't drink?
Well. I've heard that reading this journal is good enough. Add me if you like!

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